1 Me and my roommate try to save the planet by showering together, he gets a little touchy sometimes but that’s ok all for a good reason, it’s not like I hate it when he carries me
1 Bud was so sex starve that I couldn’t help but let him fuck me as a favor, it didn’t help that I’m so touch starved too
1 Hey bud, wanna come over and hang out again? What? no, I won’t ask you to suck me the whole time again
1 You spent the night at my place and left the bedroom door unlocked. Big mistake. I’m going to pin you down and force my massive cock into you all night.