1 Don’t worry bro. I dressed up especially for this so that I wouldn’t be gay! Fuck me as hard as you want!
1 My girlfriend introduced me to her friend from work and how were so similar… now every time she’s away for the weekend he comes over and we get ‘familiar’ with each other
1 Yesterday your bud cought you dancing in your room, he made an excuse to leave then he left the house with his face and ears all red, now you can’t stop thinking about him
1 Not gay if your big bro makes you and your BFF dress like girls every time you have your friend spend the night .
1 my dad just sent me this video i took for his friend, now he knows his whole friend group has been raping his little boy for years