1 Don’t worry bro. I dressed up especially for this so that I wouldn’t be gay! Fuck me as hard as you want!
1 My girlfriend introduced me to her friend from work and how were so similar… now every time she’s away for the weekend he comes over and we get ‘familiar’ with each other
1 Yesterday your bud cought you dancing in your room, he made an excuse to leave then he left the house with his face and ears all red, now you can’t stop thinking about him