1 I have this new diet you should try to lose weight. It has plenty of protein if you work hard enough and barely any calories. You can have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And maybe you can have a late night snack too 😉
1 It’s not gay to thank your friend for letting you borrow his car. It’s just bro-code to say thank you by filling up his tank and draining his balls.
1 Didn’t expect my new job at femboy hooter to be so hands on, all these straight guys keep asking for the special
1 I’m gonna come over to your house, break in it, and RAPE your sissy faggot asshole however I want 😈 At 6’3 217lbs of muscle with a BIG DICK, I will hurt you!! 😈