1 Not gay if I met 2 guys at the bar and they told me they had a good skin care product to show me back home…
1 Every time my white roommate says he’ll keep it straight when I pull out my BBC it ends up like this
1 It’s not gay if we’re drunk after a concert and end up like this in the parking lot. Everyone watching would agree.
1 Don’t worry buds it’s not gay if I look like a girl. Now you keep fucking me and stroking my cock! And you keep fucking my throat this shit feels amazing!
1 If I catch you staring at my massive throbbing bulge one more time, I’m dragging you to the showers and punishing you.